Big Metal Chicken

We all have dreams. My newest one is for a 5' tall metal chicken.

No, I'm serious. I WANT a huge metal chicken. It needs to be taller than my children for sure, and preferably large enough to unnerve an adult.

I've seen this link all over Facebook in the past week or so, but never clicked on it until tonight. There is some pretty bad language, so I won't advise it for everyone...but I will say that it's the funniest thing I've read in a long, long time. So without further ado: "And that's why you should learn to pick your battles."

I could have so much fun with a big metal chicken. I bet it'd scare the dog half to death (he's kind of a weenie anyway.)

Here lately, I've been thinking that I could use a little more fun in my life anyway. I mean, look at my rut...take care of the children, chauffeur the children, cook dinner, fold laundry, wash dishes, go to bed. Repeat repeat repeat. I never stumble across anything truly interesting, like giant metal chickens.

Methinks I need a good dose of randomness. Things have gotten too predictable. What to do to shake it up a bit?